All Is Lost

I can be loud, blunt, rough around the edges, and a big procrastinator, but on rare occasions I can be empathetic, sincere, devoted, and courageous. I am not a pessimist or a optimist. I am a realist.

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so my dad told me there was something for me as an apology for the status above.

i go into the kitchen & see a box of wonderful cookies!
right? WRONG. i open the fucking box & my dad drew a freaking troll face & put it inside an EMPTY box.

BITCH WHAT THE FUCK.

What a boss.

parenting: you’re doing it right.

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